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Website Template Customization

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Unleash your template. Let’s get it looking as hot and strange as you and your biz.

are screaming as you make endless updates to your template?

Do you wake up at 3:33AM terrified that you’ll never finish it?

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Stop the screaming with Template Trap. I’ll fully customize your template so it looks and feels like your brand. Lemme enchant it. Starting at $750 USD.

  • A 1980's computer in a pixelated style, portrayed in pink, with neon green werewolf fangs in the center of the screen.

    What We Untrap

    ✧ Updating colors and fonts to match your brand

    ✧ Adding branding images and videos resized for web optimization

    ✧ Integrations such as schedulers, calendars, online learning platforms, social media, blog

    ✧ Domain and host connection to your website

    ✧ 1 week post-launch support

    This does not include the transfer of legacy content such as a blog.

  • A collage of The Magician and The Star tarot cards with a hand held mirror and a candle.

    The Woo

    ✧ A recorded tarot reading for your website after project kick-off

    ✧ Abundance sigil placed in the footer of your website

    Curious about how I learned magic and divination? Take a peek at my About page.

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    Investment & Timeline

    Starting at $750 USD, sliding scale for BIPOC and marginalized people. Please know that I can take one sliding scale project a quarter.

    Timeline 1 day - 1 week

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Come, it’s time to get your website looking hauntingly beautiful

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