the witch’s roast
for websites that need a rebirth.
If you find yourself…
Continuously pushing back your launch date of your website because perfectionism has you under its spell.
Standing at the threshold of a redesign and feeling overwhelmed by where or how to start.
Deep in the design spiral: tweaking, re-tweaking, and wishing an expert could just tell you what works.
Constantly asking yourself, “Does this look good?”, “Is this making sense?”, or “Why doesn’t this layout feel right?”
Then you’re in the right place.
With the witch’s roast,
You're not only being told what's working and what’s not working, you're receiving a strategic plan to make your website stand out, be visitor friendly, and bewitch on the web with the support of Magic & Divination.
What you’ll receive
✧ Pre recording of me roasting and loving your site that includes:
✦ Design and aesthetic feedback and direction
✦ Suggestions on how to make your site feel more original and like you
✦ How to enhance user experience
✦ How to improve site performance
✦ Mobile optimization
✧ PDF outlining feedback and checklist with actionable next steps
✧ Tarot reading for the Spirit of your website
✧ Sigil of your choice, peek the ones I created for Summon and Sell
This offer is not exclusive to those on Squarespace, your site can be hosted anywhere.
the devil is in the details
By becoming a Cauldron Cutie (aka joining the waitlist) you get:
✧ $100 off, for a purchase price of $165
✧ A chance to secure your spot before it’s available to the forest dwellers (aka general public).
✧ Sneak peeks and behind the scenes content
5% of all sales will go to Mutual Aid Monday, a grassroots mutual aid community in Denver, CO that stands in solidarity with our unhoused neighbors by providing meals and tent-to-tent services during the cold weather months.
Join the cauldron
By becoming a Cauldron Cutie you get:
$100 off, for a purchase price of $165
A chance to secure your spot before it’s available to the forest dwellers (aka general public)
Sneak peeks and behind the scenes content
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